who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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