I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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