Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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