um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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