Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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