normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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