ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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