ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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