Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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