i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
God, I missed his penis.
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