Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Betty ford says i'm here all night
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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