no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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