I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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