so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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