yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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