You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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