My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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