i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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