Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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