The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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