she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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