i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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