Can Purell be used as lube?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Shame - the story of my life.
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