I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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