is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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