brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize