so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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