How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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