normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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