she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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