it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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