i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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