So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We talked him into tasing himself.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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