Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i out mim tonsoeep
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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