Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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