butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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