i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
