is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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