god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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