why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
its liver damage thursday
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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