The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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