love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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