Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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