Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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