did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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