SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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