You're completely useless in the revolution.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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