she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
