now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
This toilet bowl is my home.
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