her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
please don't ironically join a cult
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