Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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