How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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