Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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