Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
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Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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